OWNERS MANUAL FOR THE GARDEN RAKE

 

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When you purchased your garden rake, you bought a very fine piece of equipment.  For some, this will be your last purchase unless you use it properly.  The reason for this is because it is a manual device (no pun intended for it is not power driven by an engine) and some have brought on a heart attack by improper use.  So we urge you to read this manual carefully, not only for your own safety, but for best results when using this fantastic tool.

 

First you need to get acquainted with how your rake has been made.  For additional information, please see the parts page which may be obtained separately.

 

Actually there are four main parts.  The first part is the handle.  Most manufacturers use hickory wood in making the handle.  You may have heard the term "hickory stick."  Now don't confuse the words stick and handle as these are two entirely different things. The term "hickory stick" usually refers to something like a paddle which was once used in schools. But, this was back when discipline was the way children were taught right VS wrong and readin', writin' and rithmetic.  Today, of course, it is illegal to use such force and besides TV, rock and roll, and Nintendo is the generally accepted teaching medium.  (for additional information, please see our manual on "How to raise Children."  You may also want to see our manual on "Methods of Discipline" both of which have been approved for distribution by the UNBPA (United Nations Bureau of Parental Affairs).

 

The second part is made of metal.  This is the part from which the rake derives its name for it is called the rake.  You will easily recognize it for it is the part with all the metal fingers normally called teeth. Please don't let this term confuse you for in this case the fingers and teeth are synonymous.  A number of manufacturers paint this part bright red.  Although this is not mandatory by FEMA, as they allow other colors as well.  We have seen a few rakes (the tooth part) painted frog brown.  But color doesn't matter so much because when a rake is used properly all of them regardless of initial color will eventually turn frog brown anyway.  The frog brown happens naturally as the paint wears off and rust begins to set in.  You can easily recognize this color for it is generally the color of the ground; almost a perfect match.

 


The third part is the small metal fastener that holds the frog brown rake to the hickory handle.  This might be a #10 wood screw or it might even be a 20 penny nail that has been cut off to the correct length.  This depends on the price of the rake.  Nails are cheaper than screws.  Generally garden rakes come already assembled.

 

And lastly the fourth part is the label.  This is required by law and tells who made it, where it was made and the government inspection department that approved distribution.  This is placed near the rake so you won't confuse this label with a sticky one higher up on the handle bearing a bar code with the price.

 

Now you are ready to begin.  Ready?   OK, go out to the garden and find some loose dirt.  You will notice that you can place the rake on the dirt teeth down OR teeth UP.   Actually you may use either method and both have their place.  When the teeth are up you can drag dirt like a bulldozer does on a larger scale.  For information of the use of "bulldozers" you will need to go to the library of congress as there are certain restrictions we are not permitted to cover in our manual on bulldozers.  Suffice it to say, if you want to push dirt or pull dirt, best results can be obtained with the teeth up.  A little experimenting with this can work wonders with understanding this unique feature of the garden rake.

 

Perhaps the main feature of the rake is to move through loose dirt making tiny groves as it moves.  Sometimes shallow grass or weeds will be caught by the teeth and save bending over and pulling them up with your hands. To activate this feature, one needs to turn the rake over (teeth down) and hold the handle with both hands allowing the long handle to go past the waist on the right side (if you are right handed).  For right handers, the right hand is closer to the body and the left hand is closer to the teeth of the rake.  Please be careful with this as you may get your hands crossed and it won't work nearly as well.  Again experiment.  Now pull the rake toward you while pushing down to make it dig in.  This technique requires practice.  Left handers must read the techniques in this paragraph backwards.

 

We hope these few suggestions will be helpful as you begin this new experience of raking your garden.  A closing word of CAUTION:

Very few children will like this tool.  So save yourself the temptation of using the handle as a hickory stick.  Just use it yourself.

 

-- Bic Parker --

              

 

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